This is the pizza I only wish I could have delivered. It is smoky, delicious and easy to make.

The Scots are at it again. The same folks that gave us the deep fried mars bar, have now given us the ultimate guilty food pleasure - deep fried pizza! François-Xavier over at FXcuisine.com has some really incredible recipes (and photos), but for some reason we’re drawn to his critiques of fine (deep fried) Scottish cuisine.

Ninja Burger (忍者 バーガー) is a parody website started in late 1999, purporting that a sect of noble ninja have taken to secretly delivering fast food meals, anywhere, anytime, within 30 minutes or less. Failure to deliver within the ascribed time limit results in Seppuku. Some of Ninja Burger's rivals include Pirate Pizza, Otaku Bell and Samurai Burger. The site riffs on many of the same points as Real Ultimate Power, another ninja parody website.Ninja Burger became well known after appearing on and becoming an affiliate of Fark.com, and soon after it was turned into a role-playing game. The site has also spawned a series of comic strips, several short films, a second role-playing game, a card game, a multimedia CD and a book. On March 9 2003, portions of a commercial for the website aired on the Food Network; the full version of this commercial is now available on YouTube.