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Coffee drinkers have begun congregating at the cafe from heaven, where drinks can be paid for with a prayer. They only need say four Our Fathers for a cappuccino or five Hail Marys for a cola at the newly opened Jedro cafe in Zagreb.....
With all the flip floppin’ that Mitt has done during the past few years in office, you would think he was a Pisces (which to my surprise, by heavens his being born 3/12/47, HE IS A PISCES!) Well now that explains it. The poor man just cannot help but be what he is.
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you
You don't need to ace the exam. It's May, for heaven's sake. You already got into college. AP scores don't count on your report card. And anyway, you can miss most of the multiple-choice questions on an AP exam and still get the top grade if you do well on the free response questions. This is how the smartest college kids do it. Don't grind.
Many amateur economists boast that they can read stock cycles. Better still, for a small fee, they will make predictions about what the market will do next, based on heavenly signs and earthly waves.