The following is a list of minor characters in the various versions of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.

Friend or Fowl? In the ongoing factory poultry farming flap between celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and British supermarket chain Sainsbury's, it seems to be a win-win. Jamie is getting his way with Sainsbury's and, among other things, Sainsbury's is selling more organic and free-range birds. What's next? Read all about it here.

The chemtrails are designed to kill off a lot more than just people! The birds butterlies and the bees are also on the World Population Control elitist's hit list, amongst several other beneficially necessary species critical to the global food chain. "Why", you ask? Good question, Sparky!

The U.S. Coast Guard Commander in San Francisco Bay refers to the chain of command on the Cosco Busan as justification for opening a criminal probe. Investigations point to "human error" not "machine malfunction" in this biodisaster, which is already leaving large balls of oil along pristine beaches, and killing birds and sea life along the way.

This flash game has super-cute animals to place in food chains. Once you complete the chain correctly, the chain comes to life with adorableness - fish nibbling algae and then being gulped down by bigger fish, mice eating acorns, birds munching caterpillars,,,mushrooms decomposing eagles... the list goes on. The chains get harder as you move up.

The best mail forward you could send to your friends (although most of this has been already sent several times, at least you might have received). Also has the best chain mail curse, Bird shit lol.