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Reporting live from the depths of the Current, you've got Andy, who just recently came across the story of a 10 year old boy who managed to come out of a coma after being promised he'd get a bucket of chicken.

I've fallen victim to the accidental XBox Live purchase myself and some drunk friends of mine purchased several HD episodes of Star Trek and Robot Chicken on my account one night while I was asleep (thanks, guys!)...but I don't really feel bad for this guy. You have to physically hand your card over to your kid, and oh by the way...

You know, I might be 20 pounds overweight with 3 screaming kids and a wife who won’t fuck me, but at least I wasn’t eviscerated by a combine harvester while I was hiding in a corn field with my cock in a chicken like the Davidson’s half-inbred farmhand Jeb.

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After my recent trip to ISSCC, it was pretty obvious that the present and future face of global high tech is not an American one. Now, H1B-addicted high-tech CEOs are trying to sound the alarm way after the chickens have flown the coop.