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Last Friday (September 7th), a medium who claimed that he had been possessed by the Monkey God sat in a covered wok of boiling water and withstood the steam-filled environment for 45 minutes. By the time the extra-tall lid of the wok was removed, the five frozen whole chickens which had been placed in the wok had already been thoroughly cooked.
In a letter to the sheriff's office, he detailed some of the rituals and activities he witnessed: people blowing sage smoke in his face while 50 or so naked men danced around candles; men sitting naked in a circle discussing their sexual histories while passing a wooden dildo called "The Cock"; naked men beating cooked chickens with a hammer.
The title card to this video clip reads "Man Makes Chicken with Pears," but when that man is Christopher Walken, there's no looking away. Discovered on amazon.comI would have lunch with him anytime. The only things I would change are - use a glass baking pan not yucky aluminum. Add a dash of red wine to the bottom and let it steam.
Jerk Chicken Wings!Smoky jerk chicken wingsMost of us love a good jerk chicken; but when most of us cook some jerk at home, we do it over direct heat, on the BBQ grill. This isn’t exactly authentic, and true jerk chicken is actually more smoke cooked than it is grilled; and it’s often falling off the bone tender